We had our annual summer office party at Alkai beach yesterday and it was aight. Honestly I think we kicked the party’s ass last year, this year was pretty tame. I blame it on my hungry ass stomach and early drinking.

I hit up Alkai a little late because my ass was in lala land and took the wrong exit – which led to another wrong exit – which led to a 20 min detour. After all that ish, I got to Salty’s Alkai – hit up the food and went to town. I worked out early on Friday so my ass was ready to eat.

This is what I somewhat remember:

• Hit up a couple plates of Shrimps, Salmon, Bacon, Eggs Benedict, and Crab Cakes
• First drink – Crown + Coke
• I was tripping when I found out they had Henny, bartender didn’t know what I was talking about after I said Henny…wth?
• Henny + Coke #2
• Henny + Coke #3
• G-man kicked my ass with 3…yes 3 Tequila Poppers (Tequila + 7up)
• We bounce after Leandra left and hit up Duke’s (following the tradition of last year)
• G-man does the #1 thing you NEVER do at a bar and starts talking to the bartender about kicking us out because we’re too drunk
• Bartender was aight, let us eat and have a few drinks but since we had a big crowd we pretty much got schooo’ed out
• We hit up Rocksport - local spot in West Seattle to watch the game and drink more
• We drink hella and peeps started to leave, we do the bill business and we head out

Jason dropped G-man and me off at Salty’s to our cars and we head off….

Fun tams…..